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The empire of doing nothing
I came.
I came.
I saw.
I napped.
Tees for people who peaked early, left the party first, and think the couch is a personality.
caesar was here
S·P·Q·NAP
Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come
Gotta ignore ’em all
Not before coffee
Houston, it’s people
Ask your mother
Certified by the senate
Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come
Gotta ignore ’em all
Not before coffee
Houston, it’s people
Ask your mother
Certified by the senate
I. The emperor's picks
Hand-picked while lying down
Three tees worth getting up for
III. Law of the land
Carved in stone, sort of
Decrees of the lazy senate
Passed unanimously by everyone who showed up. Nobody showed up.
Join the senate
Lex Caesaris
I.Naps are a right, not a privilege.
II.Every meeting could have been an email. Every email could have been nothing.
III.“Quick question” is a threat.
IV.Rome wasn’t built in a day. That was the plan.
V.The couch is a personality. Yours.
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People required
Made for people who love people. From a distance. Preferably through a closed door.
100%
Cotton, 0% effort
Soft ring-spun cotton, our own neck label, printed when you order it. Feels like a nap you can wear.
153
Grams per square metre
Light enough to nap in, heavy enough to leave the house. Hoodies come with more insulation and a pocket.
MMXXVI
Portrait of the founder · asleep
IV. The manifesto
The lazy manifesto
Rome wasn’t built in a day.
Neither was this nap. Lazy Caesar makes shirts for people who love people from a distance, think the couch is a personality, and want a Roman emperor who finally gets some rest. Movie references without the lawsuit, red flags without the therapy bill.
Read the manifesto
V. Questions from the senate
Questions from the senate
Before you commit
Short answers. We have a nap to get back to.
How long does shipping take?
Usually 1–2 business days to print, then 1–3 weeks in the post depending on where you live, faster within the EU. Shipping is calculated at checkout. You get a tracking link the moment it leaves the printer.
Will the print crack?
Not if you treat it right. Direct-to-garment ink on ring-spun cotton. Wash cold, inside out, skip the tumble dryer, and it stays sharp wash after wash.
Can I return it?
Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to change your mind, as long as the shirt is unworn and unwashed. You cover the return shipping. Damaged, misprinted or wrong size from us? Send a photo within 30 days and we replace it for free.
Why Caesar?
He came, he saw, he conquered. We think he also napped. History was just too polite to mention it.
Lazy Caesar · Rome-ish · est. MMXXVI